Bon voilà, on mange et ça (re)commence. Par "ça", j'entends la valse des questions que ne manque pas de me poser chaque jour mon PZ1. Il les pose de préférence à table, ce qui fait que nos repas sont fréquemment ponctués de "maaaaannge, mon fils" qui me font ressembler à une maman juive ET pied-noire.
- Dis maman, ça existe trois cent mille cinquante trois ?
- Oui.
(Et je profite d'un aller à la cuisine en quête du verre oublié pour écrire 300 053 sur le tableau blanc).
- Dis maman, tu sais compter jusqu'à mille ?
- Oui.
- Tu peux compter jusqu'à mille pour moi s'il-te-plaît ?
- Euh, oui.
- Vas-y alors !
- 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19.
Pause.
- 20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29.
Je reprends mon souffle et poursuis :
- 30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39...
40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49...
50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59...
60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...
70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79...
80,81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89...
90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99...
100,101,102,103,104,105,106,107,108,109...
110,111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119...
120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129...
130,131,132,133,134,135,136,137,138,139...
140,141,142,143,144,145,146,147,148,149...
150,151,152,153,154,155,156,157,158,159...
160,161,162,163,164,165,166,167,168,169...
170,171,172,173,174,175,176,177,178,179...
180,181,182,183,184,185,186,187,188,189...
190,191,192,193,194,195,196,197,198,199...
200,201,202,203,204,205,206,207,208,209... (nous continuons en choeur)
210,211,212,213,214,215,216,217,218,219...
220,221,222,223,224,225,226,227,228,229...
230,231,232,233,234,235,236,237,238,239...
240,241,242,243,244,245,246,247,248,249...
250,251,252,253,254,255,256,257,258,259...
260,261,262,263,264,265,266,267,268,269...
270,271,272,273,274,275,276,277,278,279...
280,281,282,283,284,285,286,287,288,289...
290,291,292,293,294,295,296,297,298,299...
300,301,302,303,304,305,306,307,308,309...
310,311,312,313,314,315,316,317,318,319...
320,321,322,323,324,325,326,327,328,329...
330,331,332,333,334,335,336,337,338,339...
340,341,342,343,344,345,346,347,348,349...
350,351,352,353,354,355,356,357,358,359...
360,361,362,363,364,365,366,367,368,369...
370,371,372,373,374,375,376,377,378,379...
380,381,382,383,384,385,386,387,388,389...
390,391,392,393,394,395,396,397,398,399...
400,401,402,403,404,405,406,407,408,409...
410,411,412,413,414,415,416,417,418,419...
420,421,422,423,424,425,426,427,428,429...
430,431,432,433,434,435,436,437,438,439...
440,441,442,443,444,445,446,447,448,449...
450,451,452,453,454,455,456,457,458,459...
460,461,462,463,464,465,466,467,468,469...
470,471,472,473,474,475,476,477,478,479...
480,481,482,483,484,485,486,487,488,489...
490,491,492,493,494,495,496,497,498,499...
500,501,502,503,504,505,506,507,508,509...
510,511,512,513,514,515,516,517,518,519...
520,521,522,523,524,525,526,527,528,529...
530,531,532,533,534,535,536,537,538,539...
540,541,542,543,544,545,546,547,548,549...
550,551,552,553,554,555,556,557,558,559...
560,561,562,563,564,565,566,567,568,569...
570,571,572,573,574,575,576,577,578,579...
580,581,582,583,584,585,586,587,588,589...
590,591,592,593,594,595,596,597,598,599...
600,601,602,603,604,605,606,607,608,609...
610,611,612,613,614,615,616,617,618,619...
620,621,622,623,624,625,626,627,628,629...
630,631,632,633,634,635,636,637,638,639...
640,641,642,643,644,645,646,647,648,649...
650,651,652,653,654,655,656,657,658,659...
660,661,662,663,664,665,666,667,668,669...
670,671,672,673,674,675,676,677,678,679...
680,681,682,683,684,685,686,687,688,689...
690,691,692,693,694,695,696,697,698,699...
700,701,702,703,704,705,706,707,708,709...
710,711,712,713,714,715,716,717,718,719...
720,721,722,723,724,725,726,727,728,729...
730,731,732,733,734,735,736,737,738,739...
740,741,742,743,744,745,746,747,748,749...
750,751,752,753,754,755,756,757,758,759...
760,761,762,763,764,765,766,767,768,769...
770,771,772,773,774,775,776,777,778,779...
780,781,782,783,784,785,786,787,788,789...
790,791,792,793,794,795,796,797,798,799...
800,801,802,803,804,805,806,807,808,809...
810,811,812,813,814,815,816,817,818,819...
820,821,822,823,824,825,826,827,828,829...
830,831,832,833,834,835,836,837,838,839...
840,841,842,843,844,845,846,847,848,849...
850,851,852,853,854,855,856,857,858,859...
860,861,862,863,864,865,866,867,868,869...
870,871,872,873,874,875,876,877,878,879...
880,881,882,883,884,885,886,887,888,889...
890,891,892,893,894,895,896,897,898,899...
900,901,902,903,904,905,906,907,908,909...
910,911,912,913,914,915,916,917,918,919...
920,921,922,923,924,925,926,927,928,929...
930,931,932,933,934,935,936,937,938,939...
940,941,942,943,944,945,946,947,948,949...
950,951,952,953,954,955,956,957,958,959...
960,961,962,963,964,965,966,967,968,969...
970,971,972,973,974,975,976,977,978,979...
980,981,982,983,984,985,986,987,988,989...
990,991,992,993,994,995,996,997,998,999...
1000.
Mission accomplie.
- Wah, maman, y'a beaucoup de nombres avant 1000 !
Z'avez dit...